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Saturday, March 28, 2020

CORONA VIRUS: IT'S HERE, STAY HOME AND WEAR THE GLOVES




All of these are in no particular order.

Stay home, this is not a vacation. You are "working from home" because there is some serious shit going down. Got it? 

If you are thinking of visiting Florida, take it from those of us who live here -- we don't want you. There is a reason why Disney closed -- it's keeping the bulk of you visitors out of here and giving us a better chance of fighting this beast without your germs to make things worse.


When you go to the market, don't float around looking at everything and taking your sweet time. Go in, do your business and get the hell out. There are others who want to get in and chances are they are waiting in line to enter the store.

Get ready now because the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020 will happen at the store near you.

If you are one of those who did visit Florida for spring break, and are now apologetic about it, we still think you are an asshole. 

There is a reason why a lot of people are wearing masks when they go into a store. Can we be sure they (or a bandana) work? Not necessarily but given that everyone is wearing one, who are you to decide not to? 

And by the way, if you don't live in one of the hotspots, and hear from someone who does -- remember these people are feeling the threat far more than you. I know the feeling because that is the case with me and all of my neighbors - we spend the bulk of our time in the house now.  

Remember, in a few weeks that could be you. Stay home. Wear the gloves. 

Amen, and pass the toilet paper. 





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