The latest fashion craze from across the globe is giving me an epic headache.
Basically, you get some 13 ounces of saline solution injected into your forehead, then use your thumb to make an indentation.
Presto! You are now sporting Japan's newest fashion craze, the Bagel Head.
Sadly, for those into this trend, the whole shebang disappears in a couple of days.
If you feel the need to learn more about this insanity, there are photos of Bagel Heads all over the internet for your viewing (dis)pleasure.
Curiously, I know a lot of people who have been avoiding bagels as of late, mostly because of their carbohydrate content and their wish to avoid a spare tire around their waistline.
Amen, and please don't pass the cream cheese.